1 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,611 Well, we've come a long way, Walt. 2 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,363 Here at the end of round one... 3 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,824 I'm gonna recommend cautious optimism. 4 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:40,161 We'll check back in two months, see how you've responded... 5 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:43,205 Reassess and decide our next move, if any. 6 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:46,167 That's right around the time the baby's due, correct? 7 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,339 Well, try to think of this as good timing. 8 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,091 You'll start feeling better soon, more like yourself. 9 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,177 And your hair should start to come back. 10 00:02:57,762 --> 00:03:00,890 Kind of gotten used to the old cue-ball look. 11 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:05,436 - I prefer to think of it as streamlined. - Right. Aerodynamic. 12 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:10,024 So no more confusion? 13 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:14,737 - No more...? - No. No. Absolutely none. 14 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,365 How are you two holding up? 15 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:20,659 Fine. 16 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,996 I mean, you know, we're busy... 17 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,874 But we're good. Absolutely. 18 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,877 It's all good. 19 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:37,843 So we're not going through an insurer. Is that correct? 20 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:42,598 Just need to print it out for you. 21 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:10,626 Thank you. 22 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:22,805 I thought we had discussed a cash discount. 23 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,641 Absolutely. It's included. 24 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,644 Just a reminder. 25 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:32,606 We do have a payment plan available, should you be interested. 26 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,109 Oh, yeah. 27 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:36,819 Okay. 28 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,823 Congratulations. 29 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,826 Thank you. 30 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,632 Okay, well, then what about the mri? 31 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,885 Can you...? Can you please explain to me... 32 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:05,306 The distinction between diagnostic and exploratory? 33 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:11,687 Yeah, but either way, his doctor ordered it. 34 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:16,525 Okay, you know, it should be covered. 35 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,528 You bet I will. Yeah, in triplicate. 36 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:24,200 Okay. Well, I'm sorry you couldn't be of more help too. 37 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,410 Yeah. Okay. 38 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,711 Been around someone who smokes? 39 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,381 The hospital bill came. 40 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,550 - That was fast. - Yeah. 41 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:45,846 Three-day stay, 13,000 and counting. 42 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:56,815 Is this something that Gretchen and Elliott might cover? 43 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,735 I mean... 44 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:04,073 I know it's strictly your domain, but... 45 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,367 They will. I'm sure they will. 46 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,027 Oh, god. 47 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,114 Bring me up to speed on tuco salamanca. 48 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,365 - Dead. - Still? 49 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,784 - Completely. - Okay, then. 50 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,537 - Well, thanks for stopping by. - Okay. 51 00:08:58,414 --> 00:09:01,709 80 things are quiet, you know. Not a lot of crystal on the streets now. 52 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,253 - Good. - Of course, that's not gonna last. 53 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:07,423 Wait to see who rallies the roaches now that turf's up for grabs. 54 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,049 No takers so far? 55 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,594 Well, we keep hearing a name. Heisenberg. 56 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,222 Lately pretty much every dime-bagger we come across. 57 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,725 - Heisenberg? - Yeah, I know. 58 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,602 Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend. 59 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:24,940 Still, somebody somewhere is cooking that big blue we keep finding. 60 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,609 Anyway, we'll stay on it. 61 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:32,197 Know why sharks are at the top of the food chain, Hank? 62 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:38,787 Because they have three sets of teeth and will take a bite out of anything? 63 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,498 Some of those suckers travel thousands of miles... 64 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,792 In pursuit of their prey. 65 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,961 Yeah, I think I heard that. 66 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:50,132 You, my friend, are a great white. 67 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,260 How does Albuquerque liaison... 68 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,805 Tri-state border interdiction task force sound? 69 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,141 Like one hell of a promotion. 70 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:03,020 As of the 1st, I want you to split your time between here and El Paso. 71 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:05,647 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 72 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,900 What you gonna do without me, gomey? 73 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:11,695 Celebrate. I won't have to look at your ugly mug six days a week. 74 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,698 Hey, buddy, I am the brains and the brawn. 75 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,326 - I'm the whole package. - I'm glad I didn't just eat. 76 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,995 I'm surprised your head still fits through the door. 77 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,873 - You wanna grab lunch? - Hell, yeah. Because you're buying. 78 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,834 Done. I'll meet you morons downstairs. 79 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,003 Try not to get lost on the way. 80 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,214 Schrader. 81 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,548 Yeah. Hey, Ricky. 82 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,384 How you doing? Yeah, I'm stoked too. 83 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,261 Yeah, El Paso. 84 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,807 Here's the man. 85 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,020 - Hey, congratulations, Hank. - Thanks. 86 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:50,085 Gets two in the sand, two in the forest, you know? 87 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:53,505 And then he says, "give me a four," you know? 88 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,340 Hey. Hey. 89 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:31,168 - Hey. - Got some nerve coming back here. 90 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,295 Or you're even dumber than I thought. 91 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,631 Yeah, well, maybe both. 92 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,808 Balance for the tow, the repairs... 93 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:51,813 And extra for damages and stuff, the gate... 94 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,816 The toilet. 95 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,362 Look, like I said... 96 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,448 My word is my bond. 97 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,966 What would you charge me to store this here? 98 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,094 - A million-five. - Come on, yo. 99 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,513 - Your sister. - Dog, I'm serious, all right? 100 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:29,351 I got storage needs. And I got scratch up front. 101 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,979 We could, you know, negotiate. 102 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,485 Five hundred. 103 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,987 - A month? - A week. 104 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,949 For real? 105 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,784 - See you. - Wait, wait, wait. 106 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,916 Okay. Sounds good. Totally doable. 107 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,210 - Outside. - Inside. 108 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,045 - Forget it. - Man, come on. 109 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,298 Your fence is too easy to climb. 110 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,051 Inside, padlocked, plus gate privileges. 111 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,222 - Come again? - Gate, in and out, privileges. 112 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:12,144 Month to month. Cash up front. Inside. 113 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,896 And I don't know you. I don't know Jack. 114 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,038 You selling? 115 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,165 I'll let you take it for nine gs. 116 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,050 What about that one? 117 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,513 Serious? 118 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,871 It's Jane, right? 119 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:16,541 Well, Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome. 120 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,754 - Really? Does it inspire awe? - No. I mean, you know, it's great. 121 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,381 Just what I've been looking for. That's what I meant. 122 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,468 I had an entire house before, detached and all... 123 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:31,014 But I was just tired of the lawn care, upkeep and whatnot. You know? 124 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,226 Well, the blinds are new. Everything's been painted. 125 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,145 Jesus. 126 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,775 Utilities are included. 127 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,777 Stacking. Sweet. 128 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,696 - You got cable? - Already wired. Just call to activate. 129 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,532 High speed, whatever. 130 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,409 Bathroom, cool tile. 131 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,453 Bedroom. 132 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,788 Nice. 133 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:58,166 I'm a fan of the hardwood. 134 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,629 - So you're interested? - Definitely. Definitely, yeah. 135 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,798 And you're good with np, ns? 136 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,552 Sorry. What? 137 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,930 In the ad? No smoking, no pets. You wanna smoke, you do it outside. 138 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:15,058 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. It's cool. No worries. 139 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:19,354 All right, the usual drill. I'll need a w-2 or recent pay stub, current employer... 140 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:22,149 Former address, you know, the yadda yadda. 141 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,027 And if it's all copacetic, I'll call. 142 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,533 The thing is... 143 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,368 I can... 144 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,036 Unbelievable. 145 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,874 - I'm just currently between situations. - Then I'm currently not renting. 146 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,711 Look, look, I got the money and I'm totally good for it for, like, ever. 147 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:46,381 Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out? 148 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,176 Yo, my dad's not really a make-exceptions kind of guy. 149 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,553 - Trust me. - Your dad? 150 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,556 Owns the place. I manage it. 151 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,975 Pen on paper. That's what I need. 152 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,894 Or go run your game somewhere else. 153 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,313 Dude, I got nowhere else to go. This is it. 154 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,899 And I got no game, all right? 155 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,735 I just need a chance. 156 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:13,366 Look, my folks, they kicked me out. 157 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,536 I'm a disappointment, apparently. 158 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,623 Didn't meet their expectations again. 159 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,626 So you know, now I'm persona non gratis or whatever. 160 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,963 But you know what? I'm a good person and I work hard. 161 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,591 I will pay you every month and I will pay you on time. 162 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,761 I will not mess this up, okay? I swear. 163 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:42,938 Rent just went up. 164 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,941 A hundred more a month. That's the cash price. 165 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,945 Okay. Yes. 166 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,864 Hey, you rock. Thank you. Thank you. You won't regret this. 167 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,784 And in addition to first and last, I want two more months. 168 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,453 Dbaa fee, nonrefundable. 169 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:03,208 Yeah, of course. No problem. Dbaa. Obviously, yeah. 170 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:09,130 All right. So, what's dbaa? 171 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,675 - Don't be an asshole. - Gotcha. 172 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,427 - I live next door. - Really? 173 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,973 Don't think for one second you have squatter's rights, because you don't. 174 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,724 If you blow this, I want you gone. 175 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:23,019 I know guys that'll have your skinny ass out back by the dumpster... 176 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,604 Faster than you can blink. 177 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,150 I'll fill it in. Just sign your name. 178 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,652 Which is what, by the way? 179 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,154 It's Jesse. 180 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,158 Jesse Jackson. 181 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,327 Seriously? 182 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,205 What? 183 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,840 - What are you doing? - Beating off. What's it look like? 184 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,510 That is in fact exactly what it looks like to me. 185 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,805 Brewing is an art form, Marie. I think you'd appreciate that by now. 186 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,017 Christmas, batch of '06? Come on. 187 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,394 So let me get this straight. 188 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:51,191 You call in sick the day after receiving a long-awaited... 189 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,735 Career-boosting promotion... 190 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:58,239 So you can play oktoberfest in your man cave? 191 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,825 I don't get it. Really, I don't. 192 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,994 Babe, relax. 193 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,539 - Please, don't tell me to relax. - Sorry, I forgot. 194 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,750 - You know I hate that. - Right. 195 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,710 Dave said I should express that. 196 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,630 All I'm saying is everything's fine. 197 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,174 I can take a day. 198 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,093 No big deal. 199 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:24,307 Now get that sweet ass out of here so I can concentrate. 200 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,875 Okay, so, what's the plan? 201 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,377 The plan is we cook. 202 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:21,007 Why are we cooking when we can't even move what we cook? 203 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,603 Well, how much do you think you can sell on your own? 204 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,523 Say if I cook during the days and you work the nights. 205 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,525 - Dude. - What? 206 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,569 Prior to tuco, that was your plan, wasn't it? 207 00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:45,198 I understand it'll be a fraction of what we brought in before... 208 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:48,618 - But still, what choice do we have? - First of all, there's no we. 209 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:52,914 Okay? You're talking me, solo, busting hump slinging shards. 210 00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,332 I got profile now. 211 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,752 Don't you get that? DEA's up my ass. 212 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:01,339 No, I'm not exposing myself to that level of risk for chump change. 213 00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:04,092 - No way. - Then what do you suggest? 214 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:09,180 I don't think either of us are eager to jump into bed with another tuco. 215 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:16,604 I got bills, man. 216 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,106 You've got bills? 217 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,149 Rent, yo. Responsibilities. 218 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,151 I've already lost more than I've made... 219 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:25,029 And I am tired of clicking around out here. 220 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:28,283 You wanna know how much I've got left? 221 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,577 After completing my first round of treatment... 222 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:34,289 And financing the world's most expensive alibi? 223 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,457 Zero. Zip. Nothing. 224 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,752 I've got nothing to show for all of this. Nothing for my family... 225 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,381 Which, as you might remember, was the whole damn point. 226 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:50,888 But seeing as throwing in the towel is not an option... 227 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:54,142 That leaves us with a total of two choices: 228 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:57,395 We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic... 229 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:59,647 Or you and I start... 230 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:03,610 You selling whatever you can. 231 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,615 There's a third way. 232 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,993 And what would that be? 233 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,914 We got to be tuco. 234 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,500 All right? Cut out the middleman. Run our own game. 235 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:23,546 So you're going to what? 236 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,923 Snort meth off a bowie knife? 237 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,177 You gonna beat your homeys to death when they "dis" you? 238 00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:33,931 Look, I know some guys. All right? I can create a network. 239 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:38,019 Look, we control production and distribution. 240 00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:41,439 That way, we stay off the front lines while moving some serious glass. 241 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:44,692 I mean, the point here is to make money, right? 242 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,194 Sky-high stacks. 243 00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,031 - No. - No? That's not the point? 244 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,825 No, I am not willing to do that. 245 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,662 Who said anything about you? 246 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:00,833 I don't vote for this plan. 247 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,213 I'm not comfortable bringing in unknown entities into our operation. 248 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,965 Yeah? Well, you don't get to vote. 249 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,720 I beg your pardon? 250 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:16,724 - This is a partnership, remember? - I rem... oh, I remember. 251 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,060 Yeah, you cook, I sell. 252 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:22,563 That was the division of labor when we started all this. 253 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,941 And that's exactly how we should have kept it. 254 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,985 Because I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk... 255 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,405 Or on my knees with a gun to my head... 256 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,574 Before your greedy old ass came along. All right? 257 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,918 All right, I will admit to a bit of a learning curve. 258 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:47,046 And perhaps I was overly ambitious. 259 00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:50,299 In any case, it's not gonna happen that way anymore. 260 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,176 Yeah, damn straight. 261 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:54,387 Know why? 262 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,390 Because we do things my way this time... 263 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,434 Or I walk. 264 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:07,275 You need me more than I need you, Walt. 265 00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:30,965 Yo, enter my casa. Yo, skinny Pete. What's up, brother? 266 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,175 What up with it, yo? 267 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:35,636 Hey, combo. Good to see you. Welcome to my humble abode. 268 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,598 Good deal, mover. Good deal. 269 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:43,811 - Yo, badge, hey. - Cool crib, man. 270 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,646 Hey, it echoes. 271 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,650 Hello. Hello, hello, hello. 272 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,569 Let me give you the virtual tour, okay? 273 00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:54,322 So plasma is gonna go right here. 274 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,574 Probably like 50-inch, you know, wall-mounted. 275 00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,993 Plasma rocks it over lcd, yo. 276 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,870 No. They burn in, yo. 277 00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:04,207 But the picture's, like, way sharper. Blacks are deeper too. 278 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,001 They got 3-d coming out, like, any day now. 279 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,878 That's what I'm waiting for. 280 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,297 - Porn, coz. You know? - Jesus. 281 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:14,008 Like 3-d tatas, like right in your face. 282 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:17,094 Yeah. So I'm gonna get a couple of those zero-gravity chairs... 283 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,139 For, like, right here, for your ultimate viewing comfort. 284 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,474 Those are buck. 285 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:24,685 It's gonna be pretty much sparse. Very asiany, modern stuff. 286 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,021 - Feng shui, yo. I can dig it. - Yeah. 287 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:29,440 I'm thinking, you know, just a bunch of candles... 288 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:32,068 Maybe one of those little fountain jobs right here. 289 00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:34,070 - It's gonna be chill. - The ladies... 290 00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:38,032 They cream up real nice for, like, candles and shit. 291 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:41,369 You are going to score, big time. 292 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:46,040 All right, so how about we get, you know, down to it? 293 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:49,377 There's some refreshments over here if you wanna partake. 294 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:53,214 You got any other refreshments? 295 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,300 - I could kick it. It's been a while. - Yes, yes. 296 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,928 I could totally go for a loving spoonful. 297 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,389 No, no, no. No bomb, no beer, no weed. All right? 298 00:28:01,556 --> 00:28:05,226 You smoke it up on your own time. We're talking business here. 299 00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:08,062 Okay? So listen up. 300 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,941 This is how it goes. I front each of you an ounce. 301 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:16,070 You sell it for 2,500. I keep the two, you keep the five. 302 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:19,031 No cutting it. You sell it as is, all right? 303 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,701 Twenty-five hundred an ounce? 304 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,411 That's kind of hopeful, bro. 305 00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:27,081 - Yeah, Jesse, street's maybe 17, 18. - Seventeen. 306 00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:31,002 Okay, a, this is the best shiz ever. 307 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:34,630 All right? Everybody and their mother's gonna want a taste. And second... 308 00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:36,924 Who else is selling right now, huh? 309 00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:40,177 - It's dry out there, that's for sure. - Church. 310 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:43,639 So you point it how you want, okay? Quarter, half, teener, whatever. 311 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:47,018 But I make what I make. Two large. No exceptions. 312 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,437 Short me, you're out. 313 00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:51,230 Cut it, you're out. 314 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,065 Penod. 315 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:57,194 This is a big opportunity I am giving you. 316 00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:01,782 Badger, what is this? 317 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:05,578 A big opportunity. 318 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:09,248 Exactly. All right? This is the ground floor. 319 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:12,960 Gentlemen, how far you go is up to you. 320 00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:14,629 So bring out the product, yo. 321 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,590 No, no, no. Not here, all right? Not ever. 322 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:21,761 Blind drop. I will let you know when and where. 323 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:27,600 All right? So you'll be hearing from me. 324 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,602 Now, I got mad volume. 325 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:33,481 So you move it quick, you move it right... 326 00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:36,817 There is always more. 327 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:41,530 Okay, dbaa, mofos. All right? 328 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,950 Apply yourselves. 329 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,242 Hell, yeah. 330 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,453 Hell, yeah. 331 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:20,903 Hey, there's the big guy. 332 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,364 - Congratulations, uncle Hank. - Hey, Hank. 333 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:24,740 It's an armpit. 334 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,701 It's not an armpit. 335 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,536 Oh, excuse me. 336 00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:31,288 You're right. It's the Paris of the southwest. 337 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,874 Please, it's Texas, for god's sake. 338 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,461 Right on the border of lawless Mexican hell. 339 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,755 Human heads, they leave. 340 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:44,051 The cartels, they litter the place with human heads. 341 00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:46,637 Yeah, well, pretty sure that's why I'm going there. 342 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:51,475 It's like a calling card or a shoutout or something. 343 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:54,562 Now, DC, on the other hand, I could get behind. 344 00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:57,398 You just do your time like a good boy... 345 00:30:57,565 --> 00:31:00,568 And I could see us in a cute little condo in Georgetown... 346 00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:02,528 In a couple of years. 347 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:22,798 I went online to this fantastic... 348 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:25,926 Real estate website for DC. 349 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:30,931 There's just so much, I don't know, culture there. 350 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,184 I was talking to Melinda, Hank's boss's wife. 351 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:36,437 I told you about the one with helmet hair and permanent lip liner. 352 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:38,856 Anyway, she was saying that when they were there... 353 00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:46,238 Apologize. 354 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,992 What? 355 00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:56,665 I will not listen to one more word until you apologize. 356 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,463 - For? - You know perfectly well, Marie. 357 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:05,674 - Well, obviously I don't... - Your lies. 358 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,468 To me. 359 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,013 The shoplifting. 360 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,807 All of it. 361 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:17,478 Did you really think it was all just neatly gonna go away? 362 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:20,773 Well, if you hadn't tried to return it... 363 00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:22,817 Apologize. 364 00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:28,322 Now or never. I mean it. 365 00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:30,991 Or it'll never be the same. 366 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:36,789 Why are you punishing me? 367 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:44,088 If you don't respect me enough to apologize, to tell me the truth, then... 368 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,015 I need my sister back. 369 00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:10,698 I'm sorry. 370 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,036 I'm sorry. 371 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:30,217 - What do you want, the gory details? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 372 00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:32,219 No, you don't. 373 00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:34,305 Keep you up at night. 374 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:40,186 So was it scary? 375 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,938 Hell, yeah, it was freaking scary, you little punk. 376 00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,190 Jesus. 377 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,276 But you were way faster than him. 378 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,862 Well, I'm here, aren't I? 379 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,781 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 380 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,325 Kick ass and take names. 381 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,328 - Son. - No, it's fine. 382 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,372 You know what it is? 383 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:04,251 A cockroach comes out from under a fridge, what do you do? 384 00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:06,378 I mean, you don't think about it. 385 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,256 You stomp them down. 386 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,426 Where do they come from? 387 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,513 Criminals, like the one you... 388 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,434 I mean, what do you think it is that makes them who they are? 389 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:25,105 Buddy, you might as well be asking me about the roaches. 390 00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:30,527 All I know is there's a whole world of them out there. 391 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,116 Man, I gotta piss like a racehorse. 392 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,042 Cops. 393 00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:52,336 Cops! 394 00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:52,396 Wasn't sure it was you. 395 00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:54,648 New car? 396 00:37:54,815 --> 00:37:58,652 Yeah, keeping things on the dl. 397 00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:01,989 I'm guessing this one doesn't bounce. 398 00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,123 Your half. 399 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,792 Fifteen k. That's what I'm talking about. 400 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:19,047 You're welcome. 401 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,299 Jesus. 402 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,970 Help me understand the math, okay? 403 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,055 I gave you 1 pound, correct? 404 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:30,184 You and I split $2,000 per ounce. 405 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,186 $1,000 each. 406 00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,313 One pound, that's 16 ounces. 407 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,359 Sixteen ounces should net to me $16,000. 408 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,529 Sixteen. Not 15. 409 00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:45,532 Something came up. 410 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,368 Something came up? 411 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,663 One of my guys got held up by a couple junkies. 412 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:56,460 Lost an ounce. But it's cool, okay? Skinny Pete's cool. 413 00:38:58,212 --> 00:39:01,215 So you're saying that your guy got robbed... 414 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:06,762 - Or rather you got robbed. - -But it doesn't matter. 415 00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:10,474 Dude, it's called breakage, okay? 416 00:39:10,641 --> 00:39:12,392 Like kmart. Shit breaks. 417 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:14,561 And you're thinking this is acceptable? 418 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:17,856 It's the cost of business, yo. 419 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,525 You're sweating me over a grand? 420 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:24,154 Hey, look, I'm just the chemist here. I'm not the street guy, yo. 421 00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:26,615 But it seems to me that what you call breakage... 422 00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:29,910 Is just you making a fool of yourself. 423 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,955 I've got another technical term for you. 424 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,916 Non-sustainable business model. 425 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,377 You're focusing on the negative. 426 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:42,172 Six grand a day we're making. What's your problem? 427 00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,217 What happens when word gets out... 428 00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:48,845 And it's open season on these clowns you've hired? 429 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,974 Once everyone knows that Jesse Pinkman... 430 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:56,270 Drug lord, can be robbed with impunity. 431 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,771 Man, come on. 432 00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:01,441 You think tuco had breakage? 433 00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,278 I guess it's true, he did. 434 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:05,612 He broke bones. 435 00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:09,783 He broke the skull of anybody who tried to rip him off. 436 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:12,494 You want another grand? Is that it? 437 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:14,955 - That's not my point. - Take it. Here. 438 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,712 Look, you got 15,000 you didn't have yesterday. 439 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,089 Hey, we're making bank. Shit happens. 440 00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:26,925 My guys get what they're up against and they're careful. 441 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,468 So am I. 442 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,388 And you're all tucked in at night with your precious family. 443 00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:34,474 So why don't you just stop being such a freak about everything? 444 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:37,561 You've made the division of labor very clear. 445 00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:42,441 Yo, I mean, seriously... 446 00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:46,153 What the hell do you want me to do, huh? 447 00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:14,389 Hey. 448 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,849 Sorry. 449 00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:17,809 Wow, you snuck in. 450 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,103 Didn't even know you were home. 451 00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:22,439 What you eating? 452 00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:25,692 A panini. There's another one in the freezer if you want it. 453 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,612 I thought we nixed those, huh? 454 00:41:28,779 --> 00:41:30,530 Did we? 455 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:36,203 Yeah. I mean, aren't those the ones with the off-the-chart sodium? 456 00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:38,914 I had a craving. 457 00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:41,291 Once in a while is no big deal. 458 00:41:47,381 --> 00:41:49,007 So where's Jr.? 459 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,721 With whom? 460 00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,390 Louis. 461 00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:02,479 Out where? 462 00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:06,900 Somewhere. I don't know. 463 00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:09,903 - He'll be back by 9. - Okay. 464 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:15,450 Yeah, I just thought you might have a clue where your son is. 465 00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:17,244 Why don't you? 466 00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:22,749 Why am I the only one who needs to keep track of our son? 467 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,377 I'll tell you what. Wanna know where he is, ask him. 468 00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:27,838 Just pick up the phone like I do. 469 00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:47,941 Perhaps you might know something... 470 00:42:48,108 --> 00:42:49,317 About this. 471 00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:54,239 Perhaps. 472 00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:57,284 And then again... 473 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:00,537 Perhaps I don't, Walt. 474 00:43:00,704 --> 00:43:04,207 Perhaps I smoked them in a fugue state. 475 00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:09,296 I'd like an explanation, please. 476 00:43:09,463 --> 00:43:12,382 - You don't wanna go down that road. - Why would you do this? 477 00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:15,635 - You're pregnant, for god's sakes. - Three and a half cigarettes... 478 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,304 Won't do a thing to the baby. 479 00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:19,639 - Nothing. - I'm glad you're so sure, doctor. 480 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:22,434 Three and a half. That was it. I tossed the rest. 481 00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:28,607 And I'm sure you'll be very glad to hear that, yes, I feel ashamed. 482 00:43:30,192 --> 00:43:34,529 Skyler, this... I mean, this is something that... 483 00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:37,991 - This is so unlike you. Why...? - Really? 484 00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:40,118 How would you know? 485 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,956 No, thank you. 486 00:44:35,549 --> 00:44:36,883 Jesus. 487 00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:32,606 You asked me what I want you to do. 488 00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:45,452 I want you to handle it.