1 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,607 Hey. 2 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,238 You selling? 3 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,033 I don't know what you're talking about. 4 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,452 Okay. That's cool. 5 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:40,958 I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling... 6 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,669 I could maybe do with a teenth. 7 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,257 You're kidding, right? 8 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,594 Dude, I so smell bacon. 9 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:54,096 What? What are you talking about? 10 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,973 Oh, gee, I don't know. 11 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:59,018 How about over there. That brown Van. 12 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,395 That's yours, right? 13 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,522 What brown Van? 14 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,900 Parked all inconspicuous. 15 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,194 It's a cop Van. 16 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,447 Yeah, another one right over there. 17 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,909 "Duke city flowers"? Come on. 18 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:17,161 Can't you at least be original? 19 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,789 Dude, I just wanna get high. 20 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:22,208 A flower Van. 21 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:25,544 You know what you should do is a garbage truck. 22 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,713 Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect... 23 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,508 But if you put cops in the back of a garbage truck... 24 00:01:30,675 --> 00:01:32,802 There's no way I'm seriously thinking... 25 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:36,305 That there's cops in the back of a garbage truck. 26 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,141 It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it. 27 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,519 Think about it, boys. 28 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,564 All right. I'm hitting it. 29 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,234 You dudes give up that easy? 30 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:50,444 I'm not a cop. 31 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:54,615 Then lift your shirt. Show me you're not wearing a wire. 32 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,868 All right, you know what? 33 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,871 Just to show you you're being an asshole. 34 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,165 I'm blinded by white. 35 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,375 Douchebag. 36 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:07,086 Come on. I was joking. Come on. 37 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:10,673 Don't walk away angry sit down. Come on. 38 00:02:12,425 --> 00:02:14,176 I mean, what are you complaining about? 39 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,637 You got abs, man. Kind of. 40 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,723 Whatever, dude. 41 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,641 I'm not even sure I wanna buy anymore. 42 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,519 I think you turned me off to the whole thing. 43 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,771 Come on. Don't be like that. 44 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:29,191 I just need you to prove it, you know? 45 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,901 Prove you're not a cop. 46 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,821 How the hell am I supposed to do that? 47 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,365 I don't know. 48 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,953 Hey, I got it. Go over there and punch that dude right in the face. 49 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,913 Which dude? 50 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,373 - That dude? - Yeah. 51 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,043 No way. He'd kick my ass. 52 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,215 This is so hard, you know? 53 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,512 I know. 54 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:00,556 It's simple. 55 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:05,227 If you ask a cop if he's a cop, he's, like, obligated to tell you. 56 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,313 It's in the constitution. 57 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,648 Constitution of america? 58 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,612 So go ahead and ask. 59 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:17,114 - You a cop? - No, no. Not like that. 60 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,450 Ask it, like, official. 61 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,244 Are you a police officer? 62 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:26,332 No, I am not a police officer. 63 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:29,585 Okay, then. Hundred and seventy-five for a teenth. 64 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,588 The price is the price, yo. 65 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,719 All right. 66 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:07,081 There you go. Enjoy. 67 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:09,708 Thanks, man. 68 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:18,801 Albuquerque police! You're under arrest! Get down on the ground! 69 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:23,472 Get on your stomach now! On your stomach. Get on the ground! 70 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:27,601 - Hold it right there. Don't move. - Stay down. 71 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:53,711 I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing. 72 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:56,881 I better call Saul. 73 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:03,429 I was out partying, minding my own business... 74 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,350 - You are under arrest. - I better call Saul. 75 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,352 Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. 76 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,271 Did you know that you have rights? 77 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:14,940 The constitution says you do. And so do I. 78 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,109 I believe that until proven guilty... 79 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:20,488 Every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. 80 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,656 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque. 81 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,866 Better call Saul. 82 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:26,160 Saul Goodman, attorney at law, 505-164-call. 83 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:29,371 That's 505-164-call. 84 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,752 I really need to get some furniture. 85 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:37,546 I suggest you start with a bed. 86 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:43,511 God, I wish we could smoke in here. 87 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:47,056 - Well, you can't. - Yeah, no. I know. 88 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,266 I'm just saying. 89 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:53,521 Don't think I can't smell that weed. 90 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,606 You better seriously hope that airs out. 91 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,567 My dad will keep your security deposit. 92 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:03,072 He has a nose like a damn bloodhound. 93 00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:04,907 Yeah? 94 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:09,328 Has he ever caught you? 95 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:14,166 Yeah. Many times. 96 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:17,044 Well, listen. 97 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:21,090 Since I already lost my deposit and all... 98 00:06:21,257 --> 00:06:23,884 Maybe we should light up. 99 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,473 No, thanks. 100 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,683 You sure? 101 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,645 Well, is it cool if! Burn one? 102 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:37,106 Maybe you'll change your mind. 103 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,404 Do what you wanna do, I guess. 104 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,745 Hey. What'd I say? 105 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,789 Nothing. 106 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,959 I just have to go is all. 107 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,272 What's this? 108 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,608 My 18-month chip. 109 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,320 I'm in recovery. 110 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:30,159 And, you know, pot is like stepping stones. 111 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:36,707 Recovery? That's cool. 112 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:38,250 Right on. 113 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,628 I respect that. 114 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,672 You know, I don't really burn much anymore. 115 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,800 It's just a sometime thing. 116 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:51,013 But no more, like, in the house. 117 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,811 So you wanna go grab some dinner? 118 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,522 I could really go for some Chinese. 119 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,191 No, I better hit it. 120 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,529 We cool? 121 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,660 Your satellite is on, by the way. 122 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,332 That screen is badass. 123 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,723 I just think it's asking a lot. 124 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,934 He knows it. 125 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:38,811 He's done nothing but apologize. 126 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,939 Is this gonna be every weekend now? 127 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:45,442 No. It's just the end of the quarter. You remember how that was. 128 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:50,239 But I am earning double time, so there's a bright side. 129 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:52,825 So when the laziest boy in the world wakes up... 130 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,993 Tell him he better wash those sneakers. 131 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,203 And I said bye. 132 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:58,747 And tell him to let them air-dry this time. 133 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:01,542 I don't want him banging the hell out of my dryer. 134 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,544 What? 135 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,381 What, you don't even get casual Saturday? 136 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,674 I mean... 137 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:10,551 No, it's just you... 138 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,678 You look nice is all. 139 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,097 It's work, Walt. And everybody is gonna be there. 140 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,266 - Okay. - Okay. 141 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,935 Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight? 142 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,562 Okay. 143 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,272 - Bye. - Bye. 144 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:38,746 Hi. You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter, Jr. 145 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,290 Please leave a message, and we'll get back to you. 146 00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:46,003 Skyler? Are you there? I don't know what to do. 147 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:49,798 I... [need to talk to you. I... 148 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,552 Hey, Marie. It's me. What's up? 149 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,895 Yesterday I got home and found him. 150 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,064 He didn't even tell me he was coming. 151 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,985 - A man was killed? - A federale, right in front of him. 152 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:14,281 Three agents wounded, one lost his leg. 153 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:18,118 It's like what you hear about from Iraq or something. 154 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,121 - The ieds. - Oh, Jesus. 155 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,166 I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez. 156 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,794 Hank talked to his asac for about an hour. 157 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,255 Hank could win an Oscar. He's so damn breezy with the man. 158 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,509 He hangs up the phone, goes right back to bed. 159 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:39,556 And all he keeps saying is, "I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone." 160 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,374 Baby, not now. 161 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:09,586 It's... it's me, Hank. Sorry. 162 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,384 Hey, buddy. What's...? 163 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,135 What's up? 164 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,056 I just... 165 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,642 Do you mind if I... 166 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,194 How you doing? 167 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,447 Oh, you know, lousy. 168 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,533 Montezuma's revenge, big time. 169 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:45,080 I mean, everything's going through me like crap through a tinhorn. 170 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,040 Better not get too close. 171 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,210 Well, I'll take my chances. 172 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,222 I guess you heard about what happened down in juarez? 173 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,601 Terrible. 174 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,937 What do you expect? Bunch of freaking animals. 175 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,772 It's like apocalypse now down there. 176 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,818 It's like colonel Kurtz holed up in his jungle. 177 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,948 And my sac in El Paso sends me home. 178 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:24,536 Now, that's a sound leadership decision right there, huh? 179 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,831 You know, you don't put your second most senior man... 180 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,125 On the trail of those motherless bastards... 181 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,793 You send him home. 182 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,964 I was, you know, "he's out getting an evidence bag... 183 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,091 And so ends up without a scratch on him. 184 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,803 So must be something wrong with that picture, you know." 185 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:47,309 So are you home for good then? 186 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,812 No, no. It's... 187 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,900 Playing it by ear. To be determined. 188 00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:01,239 Think you might wanna talk it through with somebody? 189 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,493 What, a shrink? No, no, no. Can't go down that road. 190 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,412 Start going down that road, kiss your career goodbye. 191 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:14,294 Or Marie. Or me, if you like. 192 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:24,680 You know, I don't know how to say this. I... 193 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,767 You know, the things I deal with... 194 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:33,230 You and me don't have much of a... 195 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:37,484 What you might call "an experiential overlap." 196 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:48,161 What if I told you we do? 197 00:13:55,627 --> 00:14:00,132 I have spent my whole life scared. 198 00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:05,303 Frightened of things that could happen... 199 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,848 Might happen, might not happen. 200 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,560 Fifty years I spent like that. 201 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,898 Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning. 202 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,320 But you know what? 203 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,907 Ever since my diagnosis... 204 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,536 I sleep just fine. 205 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,793 Okay. 206 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:42,799 And I came to realize it's that fear that's the worst of it. 207 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,177 That's the real enemy. 208 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,185 Get up. 209 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,937 Get out in the real world. 210 00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:01,318 And you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth. 211 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,044 Do it again. Go on. 212 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,304 Ten thousand even, same as last time. It's totally accurate. 213 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,932 You and I, we are gonna feed this machine. 214 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,769 - I want it running 24 hours a day. - Right on. 215 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,778 Not yours, I take it. 216 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:51,910 We got 10, 20, 30... 217 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:57,124 44, five each. 218 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,462 Three pounds should be 48 each. 219 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,713 Who's short? 220 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,675 All right. Don't freak, all right? We didn't get ripped off. 221 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,844 But badger hasn't kicked in his full amount. 222 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,346 I know he was planning on pulling an all-nighter... 223 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,265 So he's probably still in the sack. 224 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,352 Then wake him up. He can sleep after we're paid. 225 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,021 Why you gotta be such a hard-on? 226 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,732 You're not his pal. You're his boss. 227 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,360 This only works when they're scared of you, remember? 228 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,035 It's going straight to voicemail. 229 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,538 Voicemail? 230 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,792 Just chill, okay? Count your money. 231 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,299 - Combo. - Yo, what's up? 232 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,718 You seen badger? 233 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,637 Don't you cover for him, bitch. 234 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,724 I ask you a straight-up question, I expect a straight-up answer. 235 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,991 Well? 236 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,331 They were too scared to tell me. 237 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,584 Badger got busted. 238 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,586 He's in jail. 239 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,376 Honey, I'm home! 240 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,795 Too slow! What's up? 241 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,797 Got more lives than a damn cat. 242 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,966 Now if I could only learn to lick myself. 243 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:15,303 What's up, guys? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. 244 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,307 All right. Let's all get back to work, for Christ sake, okay? 245 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,769 In my office, man. Let's see what you bozos been up to lately. 246 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,335 You okay? 247 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,045 Hanging in? 248 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,964 What's it look like? 249 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,509 - What's this from a.P.D.? - Been checking with them to see... 250 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,178 If they come across that famous blue meth of yours. 251 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,848 Sure enough, last night. 252 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,475 Got themselves an honest-to-god dealer. 253 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,979 I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello. 254 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,189 Maybe you'd like to go with me? 255 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,693 Yeah. Well, all right. 256 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,696 You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man. 257 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,324 I feel manipulated. 258 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,117 Thought we were gonna hang out. 259 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,827 We are hanging out, badger. 260 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,371 You like badger or Brandon? 261 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:28,668 I like people who don't, like, abuse the constitution. 262 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,045 Badger, listen. 263 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,005 Hey. 264 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,758 I'm trying to help you here, man. 265 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:39,637 Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is... 266 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,766 I think this can end very well for you. 267 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,978 What're you doing, detective, talking to my client without me present? 268 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,229 You sneaky Pete. 269 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,899 Which is which? 270 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,526 What, did the academy hire you right out of the womb? 271 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,528 You guys get younger every... 272 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,405 What'd you say to baby face? 273 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,032 Did you say anything stupid? 274 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,242 By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all. 275 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,912 Look at you. Mouth open, vocal chords a-Twitter. 276 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,456 We'll talk about it later. Right now, you out. 277 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,918 Ten minutes ago. Go on. There are laws, detective. 278 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,295 Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you. 279 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:16,216 Go grab a juice box. Have a nap. Go on. 280 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,762 All right. 281 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,681 Who do we have? 282 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,600 Brandon mayhew. 283 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,104 Brandon mayhew. All right. 284 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,689 Brandon mayhew. 285 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,529 - Here we go. Public masturbation. - What? 286 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,615 I don't get it. What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home... 287 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:44,452 With a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view? 288 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,163 In a Starbucks. That's nice. 289 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,290 That ain't me, man. I... 290 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:54,254 I was the guy who was selling meth. Allegedly. 291 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,340 Okay. All right. I got you. Meth. Right. 292 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,676 Sorry, that was a little transpositional error. 293 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,512 Nothing a little wite-out can't take care of. 294 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,640 Yeah, and felony quantity. 295 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,143 - Just barely. - Yeah, just barely. 296 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,396 The cops are like butchers. Always got their thumbs on the scales. 297 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,481 But good luck arguing that in court. 298 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,401 Let me get down to brass tacks. 299 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,319 I'm gonna get you a second phone call. 300 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,530 You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy... 301 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:23,116 Or your parish priest or your boy scout leader... 302 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,453 And they're gonna deliver me a check for $4650. 303 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,289 I'm gonna write that down on the back of my business card. 304 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,041 Four-six-five-zero. Okay? 305 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,379 And I need that in a cashier's check or a money order, doesn't matter. 306 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,048 Actually, I want it in a money order. 307 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,010 And make it out to "ice station zebra associates." 308 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,679 That's my loan-out. It's totally legit. 309 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,931 It's done just for tax purposes. 310 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,684 And after that, we can discuss visa or mastercard... 311 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:53,771 But definitely not American express, so don't even ask. All right? 312 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,023 Any questions? 313 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,944 You're gonna get me off, right? 314 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:04,824 What do I look like, your high-school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting? 315 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:08,703 That's a joke, Brandon. Lighten up. 316 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:12,707 Son, I promise you this. 317 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:16,044 I will give you the best criminal defense... 318 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,629 That money can buy. 319 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,716 Yeah, but, Francesca, I took these already. 320 00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,635 Didn't I take these already? 321 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,804 It's on your head. You're not supposed to double up on vitamin a. 322 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,890 It's bad for the liver. 323 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,602 Okay, who's next? 324 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,524 That one went public defender. Thanks for nothing. 325 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,818 What happened to my masturbator? You got me all turned around. 326 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:42,904 Hang on. I'll get back to you. 327 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,867 I sense you're discussing my client. Anything you care to share with me? 328 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,703 Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass. 329 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:54,040 I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse. 330 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,000 Is that like the one your mom works at? 331 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,003 Is she still offering the two-for-one discount? 332 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,090 DEA, huh? For a street bust. 333 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:05,426 Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp? 334 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,484 Sooner or later, this was gonna happen. 335 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,028 You want your exponential growth... 336 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,281 Guys are gonna get busted. Simple as that. 337 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:29,409 How about we get him a real attorney? What the hell is this? 338 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,286 This is who he hires? 339 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,497 What? Are you kidding me? This is the guy you want. 340 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,542 This is the guy I'd hire. 341 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:39,711 It's the guy you'd hire. 342 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,254 Look, you remember Emilio? 343 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:44,591 Okay, this dude got Emilio off, like, twice. Okay? 344 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:49,345 Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo. And then, poof. 345 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:50,722 Dude is like Houdini. 346 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,724 Seriously, when the going gets tough... 347 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,767 You don't want a criminal lawyer. 348 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,313 You want a "criminal" lawyer. 349 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,315 Know what I'm saying? 350 00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:04,027 Look, we're in good shape, Mr. White. 351 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,487 Badger is way too loyal to roll. 352 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,656 Plus, he's scared shitless of me, all right. 353 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:13,161 We pay four large. Cost of business. Take it out of his payroll. 354 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,121 And it's only his first dealing rap... 355 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,915 So, worst-case scenario, you know, they plead him out. 356 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:21,669 He does five months picking up litter in an orange jump suit. 357 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:26,841 So who goes inside? I don't need them seeing my face. 358 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:29,594 Well, I don't need them seeing my face. 359 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:32,889 Why not? You look like his typical clientele. 360 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,267 Fine. 361 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,479 We'll flip for it, all right? Call it. 362 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:42,690 Heads. 363 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:58,873 Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew? 364 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,722 Mr. Mayhew. 365 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:17,892 Nice of you to come down. Please. 366 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,352 Look at you. 367 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:23,564 Should I call the FBI and tell them I found d.B. Cooper? 368 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:24,941 Joking. 369 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,235 I... please, come on. 370 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:29,237 Come on. Please. 371 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:34,617 Saul Goodman. Please sit. 372 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:42,083 So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances. 373 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:49,424 I believe you have something for me? 374 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,759 Oh, yes. 375 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:58,725 - Mayhew. Is that Irish or English? - Irish. 376 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,769 Faith and begorra. A fellow potato-eater. 377 00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:04,355 My real name is mcgill. 378 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,774 The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. 379 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:11,028 They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak. 380 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:14,490 I digress. Good things are happening. 381 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:18,536 Fact is, your nephew is gonna get out in no time. 382 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,371 That's wonderful, yeah. 383 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,957 There's still a few details to be ironed out... 384 00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,126 But now that the DEA is involved... 385 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:29,046 I think he's looking at time served, then probation. 386 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,633 So leave your number with Francesca, and we'll be in touch. 387 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,469 - Excuse me, the DEA? - Yeah. 388 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,264 That's the drug enforcement administration. The feds. 389 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:43,478 I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news... 390 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:47,231 But your nephew got mixed up with some pretty nasty customers. 391 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:48,441 I understand that. 392 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,359 What does that have to do with the DEA? 393 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,069 They're after some mystery man... 394 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,739 Some heavy-hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg. 395 00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:57,366 They want this guy like the ax wants the Turkey. 396 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,494 Seems young Brandon may have information... 397 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,537 That could lead to his arrest. 398 00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:04,081 Jesus, cheer up. This is good news. 399 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:06,834 I mean, Brandon fell head-first into the doo-doo pile... 400 00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:09,003 And came up smelling like paco rabanne. 401 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:13,341 Wait, wait. Look, I just... I think... 402 00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:18,679 I just think that we should review our options. 403 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,306 Options? 404 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,517 I'm gonna tell you what your options are. 405 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:26,312 You got a grand total of two. Option a: Brandon takes the deal. 406 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,689 Option b: Brandon goes up to the penitentiary... 407 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:31,526 And gets his rectum resized about yay big. 408 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:35,363 Look, look. What about reprisals? 409 00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:37,365 I mean, if badger... 410 00:27:37,532 --> 00:27:43,037 If Brandon informs on this Heisenberg... 411 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,206 I mean, what if, god forbid... 412 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:50,211 That they decide to take revenge? 413 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,213 What have you been telling him? 414 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:55,842 The kid keeps spouting off about, "if I talk, they'll kill me." 415 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,970 Right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal. 416 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,849 - Good. - No, that's not good. That's terrible. 417 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:06,143 Trust me, sir, your nephew won't last in prison two weeks. 418 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:09,021 You let him take his chances on the outside. 419 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,190 Maybe I can work in some witness protection. 420 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:15,069 No, look, look. These are vicious, desperate people. 421 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:20,241 I've been told that one of them killed another man... 422 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:23,911 By crushing his head with an atm machine. 423 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,582 People love to take credit for the fun ones. 424 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:31,252 The guy who got his head smooshed used to be a client of mine. 425 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:34,046 His wife killed him, all right? It was open and shut. 426 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,757 Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay? 427 00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:40,303 I'm gonna set your nephew straight, get him singing like a canary... 428 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,930 All's right with the world. 429 00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:47,143 Ten thousand dollars. 430 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:03,618 Ten thousand, cash to you. 431 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,497 I'm not saying to throw the case. 432 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:13,586 Just no talking to the DEA. 433 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,131 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 434 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,969 What's it going to be? 435 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,807 What, dude wouldn't take a bribe? 436 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:29,977 That dude in there? Saul Goodman we're talking about? 437 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:31,854 Yeah. "Morally outraged," he said. 438 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,481 Threatened to call the police. 439 00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:38,653 - Wait, and badger is gonna spill? - Like the exxon valdez. 440 00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:41,781 So, what do we do about it? 441 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,502 Hey, Francesca, how about I follow you home? 442 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,630 For safety. 443 00:29:57,797 --> 00:29:59,382 What? 444 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,136 God, you are killing me with that Booty. 445 00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:19,360 Talk to me. Come on, talk to me, guys. I don't know... 446 00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:23,197 Come on, just tell me what you want. Jesus! 447 00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:26,534 Oh, no, no, no! 448 00:30:26,701 --> 00:30:29,662 No, it wasn't me. It was Ignacio. He's the one. 449 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:32,623 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 450 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:37,378 Shut up, dude. 451 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:40,965 Shut up, all right? Just speak English. 452 00:30:41,132 --> 00:30:44,051 Lalo didn't send you? No lalo? 453 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:47,805 - Who? - Oh, thank god! Oh, Christ! 454 00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:50,558 Oh, I thought... 455 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,728 What can I do for you, gentlemen? 456 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:56,355 Anything. Just tell me what you need. 457 00:30:56,522 --> 00:31:00,651 This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000. 458 00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:02,403 You should have taken it. 459 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:05,698 Wait a minute. This is in regards to what's-his-name? 460 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,325 Badger! Brandon mayhew. 461 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:11,037 The uncle. That was your guy? 462 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,999 No offense, but I don't take bribes from strangers, you know? 463 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,543 Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. 464 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:22,173 - But I'll take your money! Sure! - No, that offer has expired, yo. 465 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:26,302 It was kind of low anyways. But okay, okay, I'll take it. 466 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,220 Just tell me what you need, all right? 467 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,514 I'm easy. I'm gonna keep a happy thought... 468 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:33,017 And assume this is just a negotiating tactic. 469 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:36,270 All right, listen to me very carefully. 470 00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:38,355 You are going to give badger mayhew... 471 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:41,692 The best legal representation ever. 472 00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:44,153 But no deals with the DEA. 473 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,032 All right? Badger will not identify anyone to anybody. 474 00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:50,785 If he does, you're dead. 475 00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:55,206 Why don't you just kill badger? 476 00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:01,003 I mean, follow me, but if a mosquito is buzzing around you... 477 00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:04,423 And it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the attorney. 478 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:08,052 You go grab a fly swatter. I mean, so to speak. 479 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,639 I mean, all due respect, but do I have to spell this out for you? 480 00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:15,267 - We're not killing badger, yo. - Then you got real problems, okay. 481 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,478 Because the DEA will come down on your boy... 482 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:19,605 Like a proverbial ton of bricks. 483 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:21,899 I don't think I'm going out on a limb here... 484 00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:23,901 But, hey, he's not gonna like prison. 485 00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:28,614 He's gonna sing like Celine Dion regardless of what you do to me. 486 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,496 Mr. Mayhew? 487 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:41,836 Recognize your cough. Take that mask off, you know. Get some air. 488 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,712 Go on. 489 00:32:50,845 --> 00:32:52,513 - God. - Take it easy. 490 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,349 Breathe in, breathe out. 491 00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:59,436 All right. I'm gonna stand up, all right? Because I got bad knees. 492 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,022 That's better. 493 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:06,360 Okay, now listen. The three of us are gonna work this out. 494 00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:11,031 First thing, you'll put a dollar in my pocket, both of you. 495 00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:16,036 You want attorney-client privilege, don't you? 496 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,290 So that everything you say is strictly between us. 497 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,376 I mean it. Put a dollar in my pocket. 498 00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:24,211 Come on, make it official. 499 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,964 Come on, do it. 500 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:31,010 That's it, come on. Just a dollar. 501 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:38,893 All right, now you, ski bum. Come on. Give with the dollar. 502 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,603 - Go on. - Be smart. 503 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,271 What? 504 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,735 - All I got is a five. - I'll take a five. 505 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:51,530 Come on, already. Come on. Be cool. 506 00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:55,951 Okay, you're now both officially represented... 507 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:57,745 By Saul Goodman and associates. 508 00:33:57,912 --> 00:34:02,333 Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment. 509 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:06,045 Take the ski mask off. Feel like I'm talking to the weather underground. 510 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:17,932 Okay, so if a prison shanking is completely off the table... 511 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,391 And we're sure of that? 512 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,520 No shanking! 513 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,024 All right, all right. 514 00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:32,071 The way I see it is somebody is going to prison. 515 00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:37,868 It's just a matter of who. 516 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:42,581 All right. Lame-ass TV ads aside... 517 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:46,293 Your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal. 518 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:47,753 Time served, no probation. 519 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,298 It's pretty slick. Couldn't believe the judge went for it. 520 00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,593 Don't get cocky. You ain't home free yet. 521 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,845 You don't give us the name of your supplier... 522 00:34:57,012 --> 00:35:00,266 - You're going nowhere. - The tough guy act is unnecessary. 523 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,768 This young man is cooperating fully. 524 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:05,896 Is that right? Yeah, you cooperating? 525 00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:12,736 Okay, let's start with a name. 526 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,283 He just goes by Heisenberg. 527 00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:18,826 Heisenberg, huh? 528 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,662 How old is this Heisenberg? 529 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:26,166 Old. Like 50 or 70 or something. 530 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,502 - Height? - Average, I guess. 531 00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:30,587 Medium height, medium weight. 532 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,799 - What color hair? - No hair. 533 00:35:33,966 --> 00:35:35,634 Dude is balder than you. 534 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,306 1963, James Edward kilkelly... 535 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,017 Is convicted of stealing a vending machine. 536 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,020 1975, breaking and entering. 537 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,856 1982, Grand Theft Auto. 538 00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:51,400 1984, armed robbery. 539 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:55,946 1987, 1992. You get the idea. And here he is today. 540 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:58,032 Better known as Jimmy in-and-out. 541 00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:03,746 City, state, and federal, he's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside. 542 00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:07,207 Entire life behind bars. 543 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,960 Jimmy provides a very special service. 544 00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:13,005 For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you. 545 00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:17,718 On purpose? The guy goes to prison on purpose? 546 00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:20,554 He's actually more comfortable inside. 547 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:23,182 The outside world hasn't been too kind to him. 548 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:27,227 Sometime during the Clinton administration... 549 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:31,565 Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit. 550 00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:40,866 - So when does all this happen? - It's already happening. 551 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:42,368 The buy is set for tomorrow. 552 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,245 Cops bust Jimmy, badger gets out, everybody's happy... 553 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:48,457 And all it's gonna cost you is 80 thousand and one pound... 554 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:50,167 Of your finest meth. 555 00:36:54,755 --> 00:36:58,634 Eighty thousand dollars for eight years of his life, huh? 556 00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:01,053 First of all, he's not gonna do eight years. 557 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,055 I'll represent him, and I guarantee... 558 00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:06,767 There'll be some unexpected problems with the prosecution's case. 559 00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:09,603 Secondly, he gets 30. Fifty goes to me. 560 00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:12,856 - You get 50? For what? - For facilitating. 561 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,734 Who's taking a bigger risk here? He likes prison. 562 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,945 You did bring the cash, didn't you? 563 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:21,240 Look, if this option is too expensive... 564 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:24,868 You can still always... badger in the chow line. 565 00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:45,264 Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? 566 00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:05,200 All right. There's our boy. 567 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,662 Right on time. 568 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:27,848 - Go back. - What? All right, all right. 569 00:38:41,195 --> 00:38:44,865 So, what do you think? They see us? 570 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,159 No, man, I think we're good. 571 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,666 Badger looks like he's gonna throw up. 572 00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:56,543 Give me those back. 573 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,712 Just give them to me. 574 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:01,173 Oh, no. 575 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:02,966 Where the hell is Jimmy? 576 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,177 Should've been here 10 minutes ago. 577 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:10,098 You think Jimmy is actually for real? A guy who wants to be in prison? 578 00:39:10,641 --> 00:39:12,684 There's more than one kind of prison. 579 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,728 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 580 00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:17,397 There he is... wait a minute. 581 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:21,151 - Oh, no, no, no. - What? What? Let me see. 582 00:39:22,653 --> 00:39:24,905 - Who the hell is that? - I don't know. 583 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:31,578 Mr. Heisenberg, I presume. 584 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,289 Time to move? 585 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,625 Let's see the exchange. 586 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:42,464 No, no. Oh, shit! 587 00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:45,759 - What? - Now he shows. 588 00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,181 Okay, let's do this. 589 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,687 No, no. 590 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,439 Oh, my god. Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap! 591 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,733 We are screwed! 592 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,318 What are you doing? 593 00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:05,654 Hey, what are you doing? 594 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,618 I don't get it. What's the holdup? 595 00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:23,630 Where's the stuff, man? 596 00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:25,966 - Where are we going? - Just shut up. 597 00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:33,056 Get out. Go stop him. 598 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,684 The DEA is right there. If they see me, we're screwed. 599 00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:37,394 Get out. I'll do something. 600 00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:39,605 - What? - Just go! 601 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,661 Hank, I thought that was you. 602 00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,455 Schrader, I'm blocked. 603 00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:59,416 - Walt, not a good time. - How you doing? You feeling okay? 604 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:00,626 Schrader, I'm blocked. 605 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,337 We're working. You gotta get out of here. 606 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:06,882 - Working? Oh, like DEA working? - Schrader, we're missing it. Schrader. 607 00:41:07,049 --> 00:41:09,134 Is something going down? 608 00:41:11,345 --> 00:41:13,930 Wrong guy, wrong guy. Other bench. 609 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,855 Walt, Walt. 610 00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:24,191 - Walter, move your ass now. - Okay. 611 00:41:24,358 --> 00:41:26,193 Listen, I'll just go, leave you alone. 612 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,196 - We'll talk about it later. Just floor it. - Should I back up? 613 00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:30,822 - Go that way. - Fonnard is better? 614 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,866 I'll be out of the way there. Okay, okay. 615 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:35,535 I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 616 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:38,330 - I'll leave you alone. - We'll talk later. Just go. 617 00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:41,958 Where'd he go? Where the hell did he go? 618 00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:47,172 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Got him. 619 00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:56,807 - Looks like it's going down. - Take him. 620 00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:07,818 Freeze! Hey, right there. Don't move. 621 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:11,655 Come on, get him up. 622 00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:23,125 Jesus! 623 00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:25,961 I think they bought it. 624 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:30,757 Absolutely. 625 00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:34,344 Textbook bust, sir. Yes, sir. 626 00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:37,097 Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff. 627 00:42:37,264 --> 00:42:42,060 Oh, and Heisenberg's real name? James kilkelly. 628 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:47,441 Thank you. Thank you very much. It was my pleasure. 629 00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:15,510 Hey. 630 00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:19,014 You weren't home, so I let the delivery guys in. 631 00:43:19,181 --> 00:43:22,642 - I hope that's okay. - —absolutely. 632 00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:34,196 So you bought a bed. 633 00:43:37,324 --> 00:43:39,075 What is that, a king? 634 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,163 Pillow top? 635 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:23,286 Oh, my god. You really are a chemistry teacher. 636 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:29,751 You mind? 637 00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:36,049 I was terrible at chemistry. 638 00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:38,885 I'm more of a humanities guy. 639 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,680 - How did you find me? - We should talk about that. 640 00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:46,226 It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. 641 00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:48,061 My pi charged me for three hours... 642 00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:51,231 So I seriously doubt it took him more than one. 643 00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:57,279 So this is what, blackmail? 644 00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,197 Walter, I'm your lawyer. 645 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:03,827 Anything you say to me is totally privileged. 646 00:45:03,994 --> 00:45:06,580 I'm not in the shake down racket. 647 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,207 I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? 648 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:12,544 Especially drug dealers. 649 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:17,007 So, what, you're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart? 650 00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:20,844 Come on. Have you seen my hourly rate? 651 00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:24,097 By the way, where do you keep the money? 652 00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:28,602 Is it in your mattress? Is it in a jelly jar buried in the side yard? 653 00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:31,771 This kid mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up... 654 00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,273 But he won't be the last. 655 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,027 And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be? 656 00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,653 I don't understand. 657 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:41,740 What exactly are you offering to do for me? 658 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:46,286 What did Tom hagen do for vito corleone? 659 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:49,789 I'm no vito corleone. 660 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:52,751 No shit. Right now, you're Fredo. 661 00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:54,461 But with some sound advice... 662 00:45:54,628 --> 00:45:57,047 And the proper introductions, who knows? 663 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:59,215 I'll tell you, you've got the right product. 664 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:02,177 Anything that gets the DEA's panties in this big a bunch... 665 00:46:02,344 --> 00:46:04,054 You're on to something special. 666 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:08,642 And I would like to be a small and silent part of it. 667 00:46:11,186 --> 00:46:12,270 Food for thought, yeah? 668 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:22,155 So if you wanna make more money and keep the money that you make... 669 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,492 "Better call Saul!"